Not my goodies…

Hello world! Seems like it’s been forever. Maybe it has, maybe it hasn’t, but let’s get right to the point. This week’s word of the week is, you guessed it, “FUCK“. Why you ask? well how many times a day do you find yourself saying, FUCK! I mean i personally say it about 6 to 700 times a day. Sometimes its about pointless things, such as the weather, call of duty, or my dog. But other times, such as this fine day, the word FUCK actually has a meaning. Here are some things that piss me off.

Baltimore is no longer “Charm City”. Nope, that’s right folks. We now have a slogan. A way to promote a new Baltimore, we are now, Baltimore: Find your happy place. Hmm. I don’t know about you guys, but uh… What? Why? And my personal favorite, Really? Oh! and guess how much we spent on this new slogan. Actually, don’t guess. ill tell you. 500. and no, not 500 dollars. 500,000 dollars. on a slogan. that i myself, could have come up with, probably for 5. Why are we in a depression again? ohh wait I remember, SHIT LIKE THIS! Jesus Christ O’Malley, why don’t you throw MORE money away. Please? It’s not even a good title! “Find your happy place”. WHERE! On Martin Luther King Blvd? In jail? For gods sake, you can’t even be happy at an Orioles game. if they wanted a quote, they should have come to me. For example:

  • Baltimore: Dont get shot.
  • Baltimore: We don’t win baseball games.
  • Baltimore: Good luck.

All of those would have been PERFECT for our “fine” city.

Moving on. Lebron James. We know you are leaving Cleveland. We get it. but for our sake, please try? don’t quit in the middle of a game that in all honesty you could have one with one arm. you are the best player in the world right now. and you have Shaq. and you get stomped by the Celtics. Yes, i know the Celtics are good, but none of them are “The King”, “The Best”, or in Vitamin Water commercials. Get it together man.

Speaking of sports. The Orioles suck. Ravens don’t.

And that pretty much sums up how im feeling at the moment. So let’s get some happy thoughts going! Softball goes down at 2 this saturday. If you think you have had fun with sports, then you need to join us. it’s basically a party. With a bat. And gloves. And gym shorts. you get the picture. Plus, we could always use a few more people. so come play.

Yesterday, Thursday, Colby challenged me and Jesse’s team in Call of Duty. We are going to win. Nuff said.

And so concludes another blog.

So stay classy,

America

ps. Slap a baby in the morning, slap a baby in the night.

pss. To fly, take one bottle of above mentioned, “Happy Thoughts”. (if side effects occur, you need to  seek out Dr. Pan)

psss. Get your PREAK on.

pssss. Yes, “Not my goodies” is refernce to a Ciara ft Petey Pablo song. Dont ask.

psssss. Sorry for all the Ps’s.

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